The Stud Muffin has what I consider a disgusting habit of stirring his drinks with his finger. It annoys him when I vocalize my disapproval. This summer we were in the backyard enjoying a gorgeous Minnesota day. Stud Muffin thoughtfully brought me a glass of iced tea.
Me: "You didn't stir this with your finger did you?"
Dripping with sarcasm Stud Muffin replies: "No honey, I used my dick instead."
In perspective I suppose his finger isn't that gross after all.
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