As often is the case, men don't understand or appreciate all the work it takes to keep up with being a female.
Case in point: We were at Target and I was looking for a new razor. The one I was looking at was around $11.00 for a pack of 3, not ridiculous at all.
Stud Muffin: "Why don't you get those other pink ones, they come 12 to a pack and are cheaper? They are just for shaving your legs ".
Me: "You have a high tech electric razor, but you want me to get the cheapest razors I can find and risk getting hepatitis from a substandard brand? For the record I also shave my arm pits and Va-Jay-Jay area."
Stud Muffin: "You don't shave down there."
Me: "Well I don't know why I bother since you apparently don't notice the landscaping job I do. If I didn't it would look like an over grown bush down there."
Our 12 year old son Big J: "I'm standing right here you know and I don't need to be hearing this!"
That day, Stud Muffin learned to not question my choice of razors, and Big J learned more than he needed to about his mom.
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LOL :D
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