Camel Toe

I have these new pants I just love but they are a little snug fitting.  I was walking into the living room and asked my 20 year old:

Me: "Double D do these pants give me camel toe?"


Double D: "No"


My 12 year old son Big J: "What's camel toe?"

I had no idea Big J was behind me.  Double D and I decided to make this a teachable moment and explained to him what it was.