During a typical meal with the Stud Muffin, I'm done eating by the time he has finished adding condiments to his food. He considers me a fast eater and I consider him the slowest eater in the world.
His comment came after I finished my breakfast in the time it took him to salt, pepper and cut up his.
Stud Muffin: "Jesus honey, most of your digestion must occur in your stomach. You eat like a snake. I'm surprised you aren't shitting out bones."
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Brad and Vicki must have been cut from the same cloth... :)
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