So I take my mom to lunch the other day and invite a friend of mine who also happens to be an expert on manners and etiquette. The three of us are enjoying a fabulous lunch at one of our favorite spots when my mom shows me a small piece of "hair" from her plate and says:
My mom: Is this pubic hair?
Me and the manners expert: dead silence
My mom: Oh never mind, it's a piece of my sweater.
On the off chance that it was pubic hair, I'm pretty sure the rules of etiquette would dictate that one politely dispose of it and NOT mention it to the other guests. More so, whose mind goes right to pubic hair, especially when it was blue.
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